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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...
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Living up to basic ethical standards in the classroom-discipline, tolerance, honesty-is one of the...
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The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first...
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It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...
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The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...
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Give death a better name or die trying.
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Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that We must...
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.