Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #28783
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Quote #22472
When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through...
Quote #16981
I used to always think that I’d look back on us crying and laugh,...
Quote #21260
The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken...
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #10359
O generations of men, how I count you as equal with those who live...
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There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a...
Quote #1477
Even God cannot change the past.
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.