Quote #2268
A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...
Quote #19569
He who conquers others is strong He who conquers himself is mighty.
Quote #14820
A strict belief, fate is the worst kind of slavery; on the other hand...
Quote #3274
I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
Quote #28465
It is not worth an intelligent man’s time to be in the majority. By...
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #7429
Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.
Quote #4628
Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be...
Quote #20110
People who really want help may attack you if you help them. Help them...