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From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can...
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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
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Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
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The censure of those who are opposed to us, is the highest commendation that...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must...
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Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but judgment; and he betrays, instead...