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All art is quite useless.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
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I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell...
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Laugh at yourself, but don’t ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When...
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
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This is the start, this is not the end. To that end, where do...
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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
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There is a wide world out there, my friend, full of pain, but filled...