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The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of...
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The failure of the mind in old age is often less the results of...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #19316
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.
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Rough wind, that moanest loudGrief too sad for songWild wind, when sullen cloudKnells all...
Quote #24993
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
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If you give your son only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #24383
Regrets are idle yet history is one long regret. Everything might have turned out...