Quote #13694
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Quote #2874
One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that...
Quote #24870
On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half...
Quote #33857
One’s first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
Quote #8770
The downside to being better than everyone is that people seem to think you...
Quote #13228
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
Quote #7999
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote #17338
He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
Quote #9337
Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.
Quote #10515
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...