Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #12614
That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death...
Quote #8075
Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if...
Quote #34559
You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.
Quote #31622
There are too many books I haven’t read, too many places I haven’t seen,...
Quote #21879
When your are playing for the national championship, it’s not a matter of life...
Quote #15725
When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask...
Quote #10673
He is a fool that cannot conceal his wisdom.
Quote #14069
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #34270
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.