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Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
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When you drink the water, remember the spring.
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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...
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My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
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Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #24813
Life is not advancement. It is growth. It does not move upward, but expands...
Quote #13584
If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a...