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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider...
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Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
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I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
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It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one’s impulses.
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Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth,...
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No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.
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He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be...
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of...