Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #14293
In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict...
Quote #29890
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
Quote #25798
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Quote #16786
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
Quote #2805
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #12396
Faith is not the knowledge of what the mystery of the universe is, but...
Quote #23179
The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and...
Quote #4459
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #21059
Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man but for one man who can stand...