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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Gluttony is not a secret vice.
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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad...
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Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....
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When it’s breezy, hit it easy.
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I don’t like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a...
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Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to...
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The best remedy for anger is delay.
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
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A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once...