Quote #6146
Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
Quote #1910
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Quote #425
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Quote #17360
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #27505
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #28741
Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the...
Quote #2750
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
Quote #16878
Truth is beautiful, without doubt but so are lies.
Quote #4117
Farmers are the only indispensable people on the face of the earth.