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Life-the way it really is-is a battle not between Bad and Good but between...
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My favorite part of the game is the opportunity to play.
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No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...
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There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them,...
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Go ahead, make my day.
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What a price we pay for experience, when we must sell our youth to...
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You know what charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having...
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I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...