Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #11515
The truth is so precious that she must be surrounded by a bodyguard of...
Quote #9909
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Quote #17865
Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.
Quote #11221
A man is known by the company he avoids.
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #29918
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden...
Quote #30994
I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
Quote #25808
The essence of optimism is that it takes no account of the present, but...
Quote #28442
A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see...