Quote #2102
It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of...
Quote #15441
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #16688
Life is wasted on the living.
Quote #491
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
Quote #5010
To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby,...
Quote #15956
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Quote #27439
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #26385
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #1085
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.