Quote #17325
It made our hair stand up in panic fear.
Quote #5304
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #11257
A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the...
Quote #20033
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #32868
Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #22460
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
Quote #18990
The White House is the finest prison in the world.