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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...
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If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
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Fortune favors the brave.
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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
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If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like...
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When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things as they truly...
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The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
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There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man...
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Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.