Quote #13152
If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. —...
Quote #26451
I recommend you to take care of the minutes, for the hours will take...
Quote #26533
Indecision regarding the choice among pleasures temporarily robs a man of inner peace. After...
Quote #33434
You try to give away what you want yourself.
Quote #3701
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
Quote #30286
A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #14327
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.