Quote #25014
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
Quote #13998
Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
Quote #22999
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
Quote #29989
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #16712
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #17382
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
Quote #1158
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #20301
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
Quote #31671
An educated man … is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries...