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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...
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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
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Let not your mind run on what you lack as much as on what...
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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and...
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
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Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
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I want to go on living even after my death, And therefore I am...