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You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of...
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
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I do not ask to walk smooth paths nor bear an easy load. I...
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Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
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Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
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The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortous executions, the...