Quote #22685
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage...
Quote #19227
Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
Quote #15956
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Quote #21495
It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money....
Quote #1208
Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.
Quote #4589
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
Quote #2561
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
Quote #4929
For Brutus is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men.
Quote #24527
That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to...
Quote #5279
For every prohibition you create you also create an underground.