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Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...
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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t...
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Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to the error that...
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As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all...
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In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
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One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.