Quote #9977
It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
Quote #23675
The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to...
Quote #32095
Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live…
Quote #15971
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Quote #834
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #31921
When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it...
Quote #28775
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
Quote #25723
If being wealthy is taken to mean having the means to satisfy one’s every...
Quote #17429
Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping,...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...