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Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
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Character – the willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life – is the...
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A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.
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Conscience is the root of all true courage; if a man would be brave...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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I believe that whoever tries to think things through honestly will soon recognize how...
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By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a...
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The parent who gets down on the floor to play with a child on...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...