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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders.
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I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you...
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The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight...
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Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its...
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That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Quote #6151
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
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The last temptation is the greatest treason to do the right deed for the...
Quote #6149
The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by...