Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #33620
Dig where the gold isunless you just need some exercise.
Quote #32422
Sometimes the biggest risk you can take is not taking a risk.
Quote #7660
Comments are free but facts are sacred.
Quote #26350
Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease.
Quote #21061
Men do less than they ought, unless they do all that they can.
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #5547
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.