Quote #22343
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
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Talking perceptions, people. Do we really see each other for what we really are,...
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #11078
I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am...
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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
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There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...
Quote #220
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be...
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.