Quote #6507
I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.
Quote #13201
It began in mystery, and it will end in mystery, but what a savage...
Quote #24823
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #13493
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...
Quote #30481
A serious problem in America is the gap between academe and the mass media,...
Quote #6188
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I...
Quote #20200
There are only three sins – causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The...
Quote #10693
Live simply, so that all may simply live.
Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.