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Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
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Diligence is the mother of good luck.
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When men exercise their reason coolly and freely on a variety of distinct questions,...
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The best mind might be the wisest mind if it were a mind alone...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #6732
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
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You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #6618
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...