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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
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No one can possibly know what is about to happen it is happening, each...
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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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Stolen sweets are best.
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Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know...
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Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
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All wealth is the product of labor.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.