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There is nothing more practical than a good theory.
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Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something...
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There are two ways of passing from this world – one in light and...
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I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called...
Quote #4118
Grown ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to...
Quote #26557
Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...