Quote #4984
Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing.
Quote #18459
Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
Quote #22503
I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #1847
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Quote #27060
If what you seek is Truth, there is one thing you must have above...
Quote #1534
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Quote #21723
Chase after truth like hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch...
Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #26932
We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...