Quote #2324
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #20891
I met a fool i’ the forest, A motley fool.
Quote #9258
He appears to have been weened on a pickle.
Quote #5282
Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing...
Quote #21492
Asking ‘Who ought to be the boss’ is like asking ‘Who ought to be...
Quote #17974
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Quote #22313
Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue...
Quote #8990
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #20615
Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the...
Quote #27159
A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just...