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There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
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No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
Quote #34729
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
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Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live Not where I love,...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #9806
I am one of those who believe that spiritual progress is a rule of...
Quote #22286
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #15912
By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name;...