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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #25675
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
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Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
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Take my hand And lead me to salvation Take my love For love is...
Quote #29298
We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #6779
We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms...
Quote #20780
When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves.
Quote #28691
The question of whether it’s God’s green earth is not at center stage, except...
Quote #16812
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.