Quote #9506
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
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Some of the most rewarding and beautiful moments of a friendship happen in the...
Quote #25501
It’s like deja vu all over again.
Quote #17623
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #28447
Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the...
Quote #21662
Trent I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s...
Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #7843
Men have been taught that it is a virtue to agree with others. But...
Quote #481
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...