Quote #31615
Always endeavor to really be what you would wish to appear.
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #12102
Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it...
Quote #2193
Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the...
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #5411
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently...
Quote #26725
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
Quote #16192
The secret of success is to do all you can do without thought of...
Quote #3891
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.