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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
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If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write...
Quote #29703
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
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But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit;...
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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
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There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken at the flood,...
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Those who danced where thought to be quite insane by those who could not...
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #24801
Before speaking, consider the interpretation of your words as well as their intent.