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Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
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You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
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Hate no one hate their vices, not themselves.
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If you play it safe in life you’ve decided that you don’t want to...
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There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth…lust. When he...
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A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are...
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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #14846
Vision – It reaches beyond the thing that is, into the conception of what...