Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
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Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
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Advertising is like learning — a little is a dangerous thing.
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Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....
Quote #5455
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
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Everything without tells the individual that he is nothing; everything within persuades him that...
Quote #33851
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
Quote #34369
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #33935
The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his...