Quote #849
Make money, money, honestly if you can;if not, by any means at all, make...
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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Quote #2341
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which...
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of...
Quote #10272
Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your...
Quote #3901
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
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What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and...
Quote #34667
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.