Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #17623
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #23266
He that is down can fall no lower.
Quote #28929
There are moods in which one feels the impulse to enter a tacit protest...
Quote #2049
Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors who when their turn...
Quote #14366
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see...
Quote #34792
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #29522
In university they don’t tell you that the greater part of the law is...
Quote #20005
One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.