Quote #11446
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Quote #16329
One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #916
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...
Quote #9819
Loving is misery for women always. I shall never forgive God for making me...
Quote #2237
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Quote #19789
Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he...
Quote #5202
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other,...
Quote #21003
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
Quote #7165
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.