Quote #11377
Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.
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I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
Quote #10073
Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!
Quote #2120
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #15637
The falling drops at last will wear the stone.
Quote #5651
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...
Quote #15722
Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor;...
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #14553
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.