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If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what’s a workstation…
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The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends...
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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
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There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way...
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The Yale president must be a Yale man. Not too far to the right,...
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O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou...
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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
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It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and...
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The word impossible is not in my dictionary.