Quote #29597
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
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“How long does getting thin take?” Pooh asked anxiously.
Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #8651
We mortals with immortal minds are only born for sufferings and joys, and one...
Quote #27410
The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago… had they...
Quote #2756
A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #30616
It is because they took the easy way out, That rivers and people, go...
Quote #14045
Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This...
Quote #33942
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #20293
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.