Quote #531
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #28445
We may pretend that we’re basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole...
Quote #32149
The more we live by our intellect, the less we understand the meaning of...
Quote #2539
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as...
Quote #25675
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
Quote #4817
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in...
Quote #3406
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #29266
Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.
Quote #1285
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.