Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #790
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good...
Quote #1625
We are what we repeatedly do.
Quote #2903
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth, and they...
Quote #1157
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #10968
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what...
Quote #30274
A kiss, is the physical transgression of the mental connection which has already taken...
Quote #27472
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the...
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #330
According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.